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Killer Demotivational Poster


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.

FROSTY - Good name for a cold hearted killer.

TAGS: frosty killer
Rating: 4.97/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:42 am
Ah, yes... this old classic. I post it to my Facebook once every year.
mariand - March 9, 2013, 1:49 pm
ha...good one

OH WOW! - Where'd you get that totally killer tat?

TAGS: deer killer tat
Rating: 4.25/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:08 am
Nissta - December 12, 2011, 6:23 pm
I'm pretty sure I made her dad into burgers, her brother was just mince tho
fan4camping - December 11, 2011, 11:48 am
I had pondered something similar to that too, but kept it fitting the day's theme.
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 11:42 am
That's a bummer of a birthmark, Hal. (too obscure?)
Feasibly - December 11, 2011, 9:31 am

SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.

TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.

AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?


TAGS: hunger strikes challenge python killer rabbit
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:48 pm
This could not have been done any better! Perfect! 5L's!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:08 am
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:07 am
I was a little leery on how this one would do too. Thanks guys.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
And this should be nuthin' but 5!
EssenceOfJester - May 21, 2010, 9:45 pm
That rabbits got a kill streak a mile wide!
R.S.Jake - May 18, 2010, 3:09 pm
'One...two...Five L's!'
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:20 pm
I love it! I am liking the new appearance of the posters as well Iceman
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:18 pm
Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:16 pm
"Right, cover me." 5.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:47 pm
**** - *LMAO*
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMOA Aggy! Thanks. (you too Cubby)
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:45 pm
Voteth 5... no more, no less.
Cubbybear - May 17, 2010, 10:39 pm
LOL! great reference 5/5

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.

TAGS: orca killer whale penguin arctic iceberg
Rating: 3.56/5

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G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!

CEREAL KILLER - Take note kids, this is what a sugary breakfast will do to you

ROBOT INSURANCE - There is no protection for the elderly against Robot attacks. Make sure your elderly loved ones are covered.

TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.


EMO ASIAN CONTRACT KILLER - killing you while staying non-conformist

TAGS: emo asian contract killer is non conformist
Rating: 3.64/5

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rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:10 pm
that rifle would take his arm off at the elbow if it could fire
ramblerjw - June 17, 2010, 3:23 pm
lllico, not only that, but holding the b*** stock in the fold of his elbow would make it hard to hit the side of a barn at more han 15 yards
Reason - February 18, 2010, 2:44 pm
I would have said, killing you then killing himself...hopefully
IllicoPresto - February 18, 2010, 12:10 pm
I wouldn't worry too much. With the bolt open, he can't aim and he can't shoot.

DEXTER - He's a GINGER right?

KILLER BUNNIES - The most horrifying things in life come from the most unlikely sources. To fear what was considered safe is true terror.

TAGS: killer bunnies fear terror
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sh8kes - October 16, 2012, 11:19 pm
bet that would keep the kids off "Dad's Chair"

KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.

TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......


TAGS: future serial killers of america
Rating: 3.47/5

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ICEMAN - June 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
Time enough to sleep when you die. Later Bone.
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 11:56 pm
Night all, time to get some sleep
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:34 pm
I've been working my brains out...so I took a little vacation. Now I'm really tired!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 10:32 pm
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:10 pm
anywho...lifes been good but I'm beat to shat
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:09 pm
sorry I was doing my due diligence in submitting apparent nsfw posters
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 9:56 pm
Whats good Bone! Whats really good?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm
evening bone. good night everyone! ;)
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 9:14 pm
Evening guys and gals
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
LOVE IT!!!!!


TAGS: apple evil killer blood pesticides natural eyes
Rating: 3/5

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Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Definitely, without them, our fruit may look like that!

KILLERJO - scaring people since 2009. 01. 27.

DEXTER - When he wins, we all win.

ZOMBIE KILLERS - Don't leave home without your arsenal

annie96 -

TAGS: killer creepy ***bs verification
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

JesusWept - May 13, 2015, 11:28 am
Absolutely BRILLIANT!! L L L L L
Reality Lord - May 10, 2015, 11:27 am

i think she's dead. it was the "intruder" replying on the texts. notice how it changed to capital letters and punctuation. ***b sh** for the proof. stupid david.
mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 6:02 am
Nice n creepy! Question: Was she setting him up so he would see her? OOOHHHhhhh I went there! Shame on me! Good one, RL! 5 goth lions! luv the slam at the bottom!
Oldsod - May 9, 2015, 2:44 pm
Only mildly creepy...
Reality Lord - May 9, 2015, 1:04 pm

YAY!!! someone made it to the end. good ole sho :)
Sho - May 9, 2015, 12:57 pm

when your coffee attacks, -

TAGS: monday blackcat killer coffee
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - March 30, 2015, 8:30 pm
LOL! True, true!
Silverheart - March 30, 2015, 6:07 pm

When your coffee is strong enough to fight back, then you KNOW it's just strong enough!

SEE THAT SPARTAN? - He WAS a teamkiller...

TAGS: teamkiller
Rating: 2.05/5
Athios - October 29, 2008, 8:13 pm
w00t! Elites pwn u, Spartans!

CAT KILLER - Better than Chuck Norris

TAGS: cat killer1
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Nick

blowupnow - March 10, 2009, 11:08 pm
WTF- that's chuck norris in disguise
Overlord Douchebag - November 18, 2008, 11:31 pm
Overlord Douchebag is infinitely better than Chuck Norris.
Chuck.Norris - November 18, 2008, 11:29 pm
Nothing is better than Chuck Norris



FELICIA "SNOOP" PEARSON - Quite possibly one of the most terrifying female villains to ever grace a television screen.

TAGS: wire killer character television woman
Rating: 4.08/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 4, 2012, 1:54 pm
Not "one of the best" the wire is the best live action show ever. David Simon is a genius. If you haven't seen "the corner" it's another must see.
SethMythrax - August 4, 2012, 12:16 pm
The Wire has to be one of the best TV Series ever made. For the longest time I thought Snoop was a dude due to her wicked ways in the show.....


TAGS: killer whales nom sea world
Rating: 3.73/5

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thatonechick - March 1, 2010, 2:29 pm
Additionally, I note your change of IP.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 1, 2010, 1:55 pm
Money sh**? How dare you make a ***ual reference to these noble...and hungry creatures! lol
Produceman117 - February 27, 2010, 2:29 am
...and your posters.
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 5:28 pm
Jesus H Christ...Even I can tell a money sh** when I see one.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 26, 2010, 5:06 pm
MO - February 26, 2010, 3:33 pm
Dolphin? Dolphin's safe!!
LogicDude - February 26, 2010, 2:33 pm
Maybe she forgot the "safe word"?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 8:28 pm
Wait...She "loved whales"...the wahale that killed her was male and grabbed her and whipped her around by her pony tail...does that count as domestic abuse?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 8:26 pm
OH OH!!! Let's start a petition to rename them Stealth Dolphins or something! lol
Bob D. Sailor - February 25, 2010, 8:22 pm
Why do they call it a killer whale? Anyone? I don't know either since it's actually a dolphin. Ponder that one for a bit.
Kspace - February 25, 2010, 7:22 pm
ROFL! Too soon but TOO FUNNY
MrBlack - February 25, 2010, 7:18 pm
Apparently, people are surprised that a killer whale killed someone. Hello? Exactly what it says on the tin people.
MO - February 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Flippin amsome!! 5 scooby snacks from me!
RevPanik - February 25, 2010, 6:17 pm
Literally spit on my screen! 5L's
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 5:59 pm
YEs..I know I am going to hell for this so save your breath! lol

KATY MERCURY - Opening April 1st 2011, See Katy Perry as the late great Freddie Mercury in the shocking expose, "Killer Queen".


TAGS: whale killer planet
Rating: 2.44/5

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VayneKnot - March 11, 2010, 10:19 pm
Thats a Shark Dumbass
Desolate1 - September 3, 2009, 10:14 pm
I know a lot and that is a f***ing Shark.
HowardG - August 4, 2009, 4:48 pm
Tis a shark I believe, but what do I know


TAGS: reserve killer forest murder
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - March 15, 2012, 7:28 am
Very Good 5L


TAGS: killer
Rating: 4.22/5

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Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 9:17 am

deliciously evil.



TAGS: twisted movie poster day alphabet killer sesame street iceman
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:17 am
I freeking love it!

VORLON PLANETARY REMOVAL SERVICE - When you absolutely have to have a solar system destroyed

REWRITING HISTORY - If only it were true. If only it was this easy.

TAGS: nasty nazi killers yay team
Rating: 3.08/5

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RandomPixilator - July 5, 2010, 11:19 pm
I know 2 wrongs don't make a right, but when you're faced with 7 million wrongs...
fred - July 5, 2010, 9:38 am
I guess morals are for other people.
Derek - July 3, 2010, 2:29 am
Quite right, the real stuff in amazing enough

STOP BULLYING NOW - Because they take that haircut serious.

C'MON YE SISSIES - Pick him up! He looks legit!

TAGS: hitchhiker axe serial killer
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 6:26 am
Wouldn't know. 'Sides, it's hard te wield an axe in a confined space like a care.
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:11 am
I'm too lazy too look it up...but it's been done.

LIBRARIAN KILLER - Having killer her natural enemy, she adds another trophy to her chain.

TAGS: librarian killer books meh
Rating: 2.63/5

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phydeaux - January 5, 2010, 7:51 pm
See...when no one takes me to task for my own spelling issues...I miss them as well...sheesh...

SEA WORLD TRAINERS - Who woulda thunk it... they taste like chicken too!


KILLER WHALES - They never hunt alone !

Fierce Creatures -

TAGS: killer bunnies medieval myths monty python satire rabbit of caerbannog
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:32 am
5L but...Monty Python's version was funnier...just sayin',teehee.
Silverheart - October 1, 2013, 12:45 am

That's no ordinary rabbit! Look at the bone5!
lgvernon - September 30, 2013, 10:05 pm

I think that's why we eat them, now. REVENGE!~5LLLLLs

having a killer wiener -

TAGS: killer wienerdog commando humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 29, 2013, 1:45 pm

Dirty??? I had no idea this could possibly be construed as...ah, nevermind...
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 10:03 am
Okay I confess. I don't have a clean side. I blame my lack of ethics, morals and any type of filtration system in my brain for that.
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 10:00 am
And the dirty side of me is still laughing...thanks for the 5L giggle Miss lg.

Alcohol Kills Slowly -

TAGS: drinking booze killer
Rating: 5/5

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Whoflungdung74 - December 14, 2013, 8:44 am
Would that be a large one or small one MissP?
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 1:02 pm
You Got It, Captain All Around.
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:05 pm
Okay as long as by the 5th you're buying!
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:04 pm
Have one on me, literally Mr. Gary
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:25 am
I'll Second That.
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 10:41 pm
Got that right, Missy

Men -

TAGS: married men in laws killer bees
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 29, 2013, 9:59 pm
Bees cannot hold a candle anywhere near my fear of clowns and spiders. Wasps, on the other hand, scary as h#ll!
chickenlittle - November 29, 2013, 3:29 pm
My second worst nightmare, covered in bees! First is attacked by wasps. But having said that, that's a pretty manly looking beeard :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 28, 2013, 2:31 am
I feel like, though, I'm always standing on ceremony. I've tried saying, "Jesus H. Christhrist! We gotta go." I'm told it's not good manners; I must at least also say "thank you" before I depart.
GaryO - November 27, 2013, 11:36 pm
I do understand that one, yet I still find it easier to leave their place than mine.

Ladykiller -


IN THE TRUNK... - damn, caught red handed. again. next they'll find the wife...what's left


TAGS: the killers are not they who fight it is they who make war
Rating: 3.61/5

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mooooooooooooo - June 1, 2009, 3:36 pm
5 Lions for realism.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 11:17 pm

MARRIAGE IN THREE STEPS - 1. This isn't going to be that bad 2. Dear Christ, why did I do that? 3. Somebody kill me

TAGS: hardcore painkillers apply to all situations
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

CANADA - September 23, 2009, 10:30 pm
I broke both wrists when I used to race moto-X. i would break my leg agian over that anytime!
_dog - September 23, 2009, 6:45 pm
Ha. LDude enjoy step #1, cause you never know when you'll step in #2. And why would I pick it up after carefully putting it on your lawn? 8D
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 5:32 pm
"You know who the hell I am?"
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 5:24 pm
Number 2 makes you laugh? Typical...space or not a dog is a dog...you don't have to pick up your number 2 with a baggy do you? DO YOU? I thought not!
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 4:44 pm
Nice work MrRandom. Number 2 really makes me laugh. 5L.
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 3:31 pm
And thanks to Spacedog for providing most of the pic in the fodder thread
lulz - September 23, 2009, 3:30 pm
solid gold!

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. - Cops kill people.

FOX NEWS ALERT - I'm outraged that liberals put these murder simulators into the hands of our children, creating millions of killers.

BREAKING NEWS! - Remake of "The Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes" coming

A GOOD ASSASSIN - Can Fashion A Weapon From Nearly Anything

Bottom Shelf -

TAGS: splendid drugs medicine back painkiller
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - December 18, 2015, 2:33 am
Excellent observation A 5er


TAGS: orca killer whale sunk coyote
Rating: 4.9/5

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steve1961 - June 8, 2015, 12:13 pm
Could've just hollowed out a real whale...
GaryO - June 8, 2015, 3:47 am
Serious? That little dying dink town? Where'd they get that kinda money?
EmilioDumphque - June 8, 2015, 12:59 am
No, Astoria. I was just there.
GaryO - June 7, 2015, 11:38 pm
Gotta be Newport


TAGS: gacy clown killer horror
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 7:06 pm

The irony in this poster being, of course, that he didn't~~get away.
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 6:40 pm
Was thinking he was killed by another inmate, wiki'd his name. Was in error. Worth reading. Sort of explains why it is said, guns don't kill people. And yes, I know he didn't ever use a gun, but the point then remains even more valid.
Preacher Man - October 20, 2014, 4:59 pm
Creepy coincidence, I was just reading 'Killer Clown' by Terry Sullivan, and read that very quote last night. 5 scary lions for you.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 2:16 pm

Yessir, he was. He also said that all they should be able to get him for was 'operating a funeral parlor without a license."
JesusWept - October 20, 2014, 2:10 pm
Wasn't Gacy executed?